Bad experience with Mondays in March
I’m deciding that I’m not so fond of Mondays in March. Today, the second Monday in March, marks the second time we’ve had to go to the French (health) clinic on a Monday this month. Last week it was the peanut…
We were giving the girls lunch before their naps when Kayla stops and tells us that she can’t eat any more. She had already eaten all her sandwich, so I had given her some peanuts to finish off the meal. When Karis asked her why she couldn’t eat any more, she said it was because her nose hurt. I don’t know why, but I got this funny feeling and asked if she had stuck something up her nose. At first she was scared to tell us, but soon admitted that she had stuck a peanut up her nose. I looked up her nose with a flashlight and, sure enough, there it was. It looked close enough that I could just grab it with a pair of tweezers, but Kayla didn’t like the feel of something going up her nose, so she wouldn’t sit still long enough to let me get it out. After trying for a little while, we decided we would have to go to the French clinic for them to get it out, so we left for the French clinic at 1:00PM.
We got there and had to wait for an hour or so because they were still on their break. In the French system lunch break is usually like two or three hours. Once we finally got in to see the doctor, it was the same story. The doctor tried, but Kayla was so scared that she wouldn’t sit still. She was fighting and squirming so much that I had to help the nurse hold her down, for the doctor to be able to extract the peanut. However the peanut kept getting pushed up higher into her nose. Finally, the doctor called a specialist who gave us an appointment at another clinic about an hour later.

Doctor at the French clinic tried to get the peanut out
When we got to that clinic – same story. This doctor had better tools, but still was unable to get the peanut out because Kayla was squirming and fighting. Finally he told us that he recommended giving her general anesthesia to put her under so they could get the peanut out. He didn’t want to just leave it in the nose, because he was afraid that she might inhale it into her lungs if it somehow slid into her throat while she was sleeping. He also didn’t want to try to keep getting it out because he was afraid that he might cause an injury inside the nose with as much as Kayla was moving. So he called an anesthesiologist – which took her about an hour to get to the clinic – and gave her a shot of valium to put her to sleep. They actually gave her a little too much because it took her over 1.5 hours to wake up from it instead of the .5 – 1 hour that they said. We ended up getting home about 8:30PM, but we were just happy that our little “peanut” no longer had a peanut up her nose.

The specialist finally had to put Kayla under to get the peanut out
This week it was me and not Kayla. Yesterday afternoon I started feeling really sore with body aches. I took some ibuprofen, which seemed to take care of most of the pain and went about the rest of the evening – I wasn’t feeling the best but figured I was just tired. However, I woke up about 1:15AM with uncontrollable shaking, like a bad case of the chills. To my surprise I didn’t my temperature only said 97.2F/36.2C, but still could not stop shaking for 15 minutes or so. I went back to sleep once the shaking stopped – under covers this time, but woke up at 4:30 with more body aches and a fever of 100.9F/38.3C. I figured that, although we have been taking medicine to prevent it, I must have come down with malaria because the symptoms were similar.
So we went to the French clinic again this Monday, leaving the house about 8:45. When we arrived, they started taking vitals and the nurse asked if I had low blood pressure. I told him that it has always been normal, but he said this time it was coming in at 90/60. I also noticed that I was feeling a little weird, almost like my heart was racing at times, so I started checking my pulse while I was waiting for him to finish filling out paperwork. In the 15 or 30 seconds that I was taking my pulse, it seemed like my heart was skipping a beat periodically – I think it happened 2 or 3 times in 30 seconds. I told them how I was feeling and asked them do a finger prick test to check for malaria – which ended coming back negative. The doctor said, however, that they sometimes the tests are not always right, and gave me instructions to drive to a lab where they would run another panel of blood tests.
We were standing at the secretary’s desk checking out and getting directions to the lab when I started to feel really light headed, so I sat down in a chair right next to the desk. All of the sudden I felt like I had better go to the bathroom (my stomach has been messed up over the last week), so I got up and headed for the bathroom. When I got there though, my head was really swimming, my vision was going black, and I realized that I was about to pass out, so I sat down on the toilet as quickly as I could. I stayed there for a few minutes till my head stopped swimming and then tried to get up again. As soon as I did this, though, I got the same sensation, so I put my back against the wall and started sliding down to the floor. My vision was going all black again and just as I was almost to the floor I felt my body go completely limp.
I called Karis on her cell phone and told her that I needed her to come and help me get up. She came in and then called the doctor and told her what was going on. The doctor helped me to a bed where she lifted up my legs to help the blood flow back to my head and had the nurse start taking my vitals again. After a minute or two, I heard the doctor say that my heart was irregular, so they put me on another bed where they could prop up my feet and then started drawing the bloodwork right there. They wanted Karis to drive the blood over to the lab so they could run the tests, but Karis hasn’t gotten her license here yet and she didn’t know how to get to the lab. I called Steve, even though he is leaving tonight for two weeks, and asked if he could help us out. He called a taxi driver who goes to our church, who came to the clinic and drove Karis over to the lab and then brought her back to the French clinic.
We had to wait for almost two hours for the lab results which showed that I did not have malaria, but a bacterial infection. They gave me an antibiotic injection there at the clinic and also a prescription for oral antibiotics. I’m not sure exactly what type of bacteria it is because we haven’t seen the actual lab results, but it’s really having a heyday with my body. I feel like I got run over by a truck or something; my body aches from head to toe and my fever is back up over 101.5F/38.6C. Tomorrow we’ll be going to the lab to pick up the results and then back to the clinic for a follow up appointment, so hopefully I’ll know more about what’s going on. I’m just glad that we figured this out before it got any worse.
And I’m not looking forward to next Monday… We haven’t exactly been having the best record with Mondays in March.

Dan, I just need to say bless your little heart! Seriously, we will be praying for you. Wow, two crazy Mondays in a row. Your trip to the French clinic seemed to be a little more serious/scary with you feeling so lightheaded and such. I hope the medicines work quickly for you. Take it easy.
Praying for you friend!
Dan, we will certainly be praying for you. Please do like Kristen said, and take it very easy until you are back to normal! God’s grace is sufficient.
Love,
Mom Varner
The good thing about recovering from something is that you get a chance to take it easy at everyone’s urging. No guilt and lots of sympathy. The bad thing is that if you’ve got things to do, you don’t want to take it easy as long as you should because you feel guilty. It’s a conundrum. Listen to Kristen, Mrs. “Let’s do this and do it now” (according to Tim, who I am hopefully getting in trouble with this). And the peanut? I know a former little girl who decided the way to get fastest pain relief for a head ache was to stuff the aspirin directly up her nose. She too was very young. And in the, “Yes, I can top that for Monday’s” category: All of our children were born on a Monday. This is where I’m supposed to say good things can come from Monday’s, so I will: Good things can from Monday’s – if you have the patience of Job, and realize you can have your revenge through the grandkids. So, think long term; Monday is just the first day of the work week. And rest up. The calamities didn’t interfere with Sunday which will come up about the time you’re feeling better. We’ll pray for that.
Many here in the U.P. are praying for you, Dan! Trust those antibiotics will kick in soon and you’ll be up and running before you know it. In the meantime, do your best to recover and rest. Often God uses these “inconveniences” to speak to our hearts and to cause us to rest in Him. Trust your “rest” will be sweet.
I hope you are writing your book on children’s escapades. I’ll have to let you read mine sometime. I love the chapter in my book about the “little boy” who thought he was Spiderman and jumped off the roof of the car only to land face first on the ground. When “his mother” ran to him his comment amidst the tears was, “My webs didn’t work.” Or how about the time this same little boy ran through a glass door, or ended up with stitches because of a puddy knife. Hmmm, guess I’ll save those stories for another time.
Keep writing, though. As a grandmother, I just love these stories. They bring a smile to my face.
Love ya, Dan
Mom
Hold on now, as I remember correctly, that little boy was being chased by his big, evil sister and couldn’t open the door (which his sister had probably locked).
He was pushing so hard out of panic that, because he was so strong, he just pushed right through the glass.
Wow! So sorry to hear that you guys have been having such a hard time. We will definitely be praying for you and checking in to get the updates. Love you guys.
Dan, Hope you are feeling better.
The Kayla and the peanuts reminds me of Aubrey. At around the age of 2.5,she finished her popcorn and a few minutes later I looked in the bowl and there were no unpopped kernels. You guessed it. They were all up her nose. Earl and I frantically try squeezing them out and got about 9 of them. Then, we plugged in the vaccuum, put it to her nose and heard three more clink out. She hasn’t tried that again thank goodness.
She did have an ER visit and general anesthesia though to get the 2 pennies out of her esophagus. Ah, kids.